“Please enter your password”
Said the words upon the screen,
Asking so politely, thus disguising
What they mean.
The goal? To induce panic
And to bring me close to stroke,
Neural paths collapsing
Causing me to start to choke!
Somehow, I type the right word
But the screen shows no compassion.
“Your password’s far too easy:
Passwords need upgraded fashion.
Create compliant password
Using letters, symbols, digits”.
So complex has it become,
I need those password widgets.
I start to breathe once more –
I feel a sense of great relief.
My password’s safe within the vault,
Or such was my belief.
To enter my new password,
I was horrified to learn,
I need another password,
As my brain begins to burn!
My online things are safe now,
Access so tightly controlled:
Even I cannot gain access.
I just feel so very old.
Stephen Tomkins
25 September 2025
Los Angeles
